Only in America

ONLY in America

• Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

• Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, And a diet coke.

• Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the Pens to the counters.

• Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

• Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

• Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER...

• Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

• Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? (Really?)

• Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

• Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

• Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

• Why is the man who invests a ll your money called a broker?

• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

• Why isn't there mouse-flavored c at food?

• Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

• Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

• You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

• Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

• Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

• If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

• If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?